The Trailer Park: A Good Day to Die Hard

Oh, John McClane. The many adventures you have shared with us. With kidnappings and terrorists, we've spent a hell of a lot of time with you. We know the relationships getting a little testy, and we know you're getting old, but for some reason we can never find it in ourselves to let you go. The whole it's not you, it's us speech wouldn't work. And simply stop calling and leaving messages would only get you angry. Thus, our relationship shall march forward.

With A Good Day to Die Hard we see McClane return to action (again) and invade Mother Russia with his son, John Jr. Now, I'm not calling this movie a beating of a dead horse, but it's certainly damn close. With Live Free or Die Hard we saw McClane again, older, more worn, and much more tired. But for some reason, he was granted super powers and jet-jumping abilities or something, because quite frankly, it got ridiculous. With another movie coming out in February, I hope that we can see McClane toned down a bit. Funnier. More... every-man? Of course this trailer does nothing to tell me such things will happen and instead decides to break as many glass windows as possible. Even then, I'll still see this.

A Good Day to Die Hard stars the one and only Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Cole Hauser. It hits theaters on Valentines Day, 2013. I really, really wish this was released come Christmas. I miss the Yuletide McClane.